Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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