I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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