She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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