I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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