did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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