Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
wow bdsm is so cute
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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