I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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