Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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