yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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