WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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