I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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