if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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