please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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