She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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