every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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