OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Come see our sink grown plant.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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