I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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