Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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