The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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