fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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