Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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