What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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