batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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