I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize