I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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