Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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