Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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