The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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