Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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