can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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