I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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