Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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