Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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