White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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