This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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