i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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