i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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