im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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