I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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