i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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