I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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