I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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