So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
