WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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