no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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