Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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