I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Do plants get herpes?
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