Whoa Z and x make the same sound
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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