Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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