How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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