he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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