Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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