: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
is it fun? or sober?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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