Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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