i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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